(英文課本劇)武松打虎

1、武松打虎劇本W(wǎng)usongfoughtthetiger（好漢歌，dangerous雙截棍）第一幕：喝酒武松：Hello!IamWuSong.ThemosthsomethemostfamousthemostclevermaninLiangShan.IamgoinghometokillmysisterinlawPanjinlian!Shepoisonedmybrother.ItoldmybrotherPanjinlianwasdangerou

2、s.ButMybrotherstillmarriedher.(嘆氣，唉….跟音樂一起唱且跳舞)Dangerousdangerous!Thegirlisdangerous.武松(見到酒店一家)：Arestaurant!Good.Iamhungry.(進(jìn)屋坐下)Waiter!Wine!Wine!Thebestwine!小二：Hisir.Sitdownplease.WouldyoulikeXOErGuoTouMaoTaiQingDaobeer

3、武松：（暈暈乎乎地）HowmuchistheXO小二：1880(展示大瓶酒，醒目的標(biāo)價)。武松：Open…Open…..(噴嚏)（小二將酒瓶起開）武松：（面怒，片刻無語）Openthewindowplease！Notthewine.Iwantsomeerguotou!It’sstrongenough.小二：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言轉(zhuǎn)身倒碗二鍋頭)，Ok.Hereyouare.武松：Anythingtoeat小二：Wouldyo

4、ulikeswicheshamburgersbreadpizza武松：Tenpizzasplease.小二:Hereyouare!武松：(喝一口酒）Goodwineverygoodwine!（小二上了兩碗酒，武松喝了，卻是不再倒了）武松：Iwantmewine.Whynotserveme服務(wù)員！怎么不倒酒了？小二：SirMepizzasOKmewinenoway!客官，要比薩餅就給您，這酒就不添了。武松：(生氣)WhyIhavemone

5、y!(扔錢倒桌上)掌柜：Look!(指著“三碗不過岡”牌子)。Thiswineisverystrong.Onebowlcomftable.Twobowlscan’twalk.Threebowlsdrunkfall!，(叫店為什么要讓我碰見這只老虎？我才活了幾年??！我不想死！我上有八十歲的老母，下有未出世的兒女，我死了我們?nèi)以趺椿钛?！老虎?大笑)Ilikepk.Ilikebeef.Ilikechicken.Butmyfavourite

6、ishumanmeat.Haha….哈哈，我喜歡豬肉，牛肉，雞肉。但我的最愛是人肉！哈哈哈。。。（準(zhǔn)備撲過去）武松：（做暫停手勢）Stop!Letmehavealook.Areyouarealtiger等等，你是真老虎嗎？老虎：Ofcourse!Comesee.Myfurmyteethmytail!當(dāng)然啦！來瞧瞧我的虎皮，虎牙，還有虎尾巴。武松：Yesyes.Youarereal.CanItakeaphotoIwillputitonth

7、enewspaper.是的，是的。你是真老虎。我可以拍個照嗎？我要把它放到報紙上去。(掏出相機(jī)，準(zhǔn)備拍攝）老虎：NewspaperSuperstar!Great!Comeon!上報紙？太好了。來吧拍吧?。〝[pose）武松開閃光燈拍照，啪啪。。。！老虎：（眼睛被閃花了。東摸洗摸。）Ohno.Ican’tseenow!Ohno!武松：(舉起棍子就打)Iwillkillyousellyouflotsofmoney!（棍子打到虎背上斷成兩截）老

8、虎：Youcheatme!Iwilleatyou!(東撲西撲)你騙我，我要吃了你！武松：（用繩子把棍子連接起來）haha.ShuangJiegun!(舞動起來，音樂《雙截棍》)老虎：Eatyou!Eatyou!Eatyou!.......（撲，撲，撲。喘粗氣）Iamtired！武松一樣喘粗氣，提棍子再打。被老虎一爪子扇掉！老虎順勢再撲，武松情急之下脫掉鞋子向老虎扔去。老虎接住鞋子，一聞大叫一聲（mygod！Hongkongfoot!）瞬