小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事(超全版-中英雙語(yǔ))(免費(fèi)下載)

1、小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事 小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事包括：幽默故事（1-7 頁(yè)） 、普通小故事（7-40 頁(yè)） 。激發(fā)小朋友們學(xué)英語(yǔ)的興趣，幫助他們提高成績(jī)。最好每天背一篇，會(huì)有不錯(cuò)的效果的 O(∩_∩)O英文幽默故事： 英文幽默故事：There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; anothe

2、r one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the cu

3、stomer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Th

4、en the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at al

5、l! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’” 老板最大 有個(gè)人到一間商店買(mǎi)鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣(mài)五千元，另一只賣(mài)一萬(wàn)元，還有一只賣(mài)三萬(wàn)元。顧客問(wèn)老板：「為什么這只要賣(mài)五千元？這個(gè)價(jià)錢(qián)對(duì)這種鸚鵡來(lái)說(shuō)太貴了！」老板說(shuō)：「因?yàn)槲矣杏?xùn)練他講話(huà)。 」顧客又問(wèn)：「那這只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣(mài)這么貴？」老板說(shuō)：「他除了會(huì)說(shuō)話(huà)之外，還會(huì)表演一些有趣的動(dòng)作，好比說(shuō)跳舞等等，所以才賣(mài)這么貴。 」顧客接著

6、又問(wèn)：「那第三只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣(mài)這么貴？」老板說(shuō)：「我不知道。我從沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)他講話(huà)、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒(méi)看過(guò)他跳舞，什么都沒(méi)有！不過(guò)另外兩只叫他：『老板！』 」Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg“?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the

7、 “egg“?Student:In the cake,Sir.Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名偉人 老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎？

8、學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?，還沒(méi)有人活到 400 多歲。Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅． 服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的．Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: S

9、on, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢(qián)。 父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢(qián)了(該自立了)，不是嗎？?jī)鹤樱喊职?，我想你是?duì)的，那給我一塊

10、錢(qián)行嗎？A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight or ten years old or something like

11、that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the fathe