四人英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《新梁祝外傳》(搞笑版)

1、1《新梁祝外傳》L:梁山伯Z:祝英臺(tái)M:馬文才旁：旁白旁narrat：話說(shuō)梁山伯和祝英臺(tái)三年前一同來(lái)到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書(shū)院學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)。梁山伯酷愛(ài)口語(yǔ)師從口語(yǔ)老師鄧大付學(xué)習(xí)美國(guó)口語(yǔ)，尤其擅長(zhǎng)模仿馬丁?路德?金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文“Ihaveadream”）。祝英臺(tái)一心夢(mèng)想出國(guó)，夢(mèng)想有朝一日成為BBC主持人（旁白暫停，祝英文“thisisBBC….）最終祝英臺(tái)以托福和GRE高分的成績(jī)被哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取。在祝英臺(tái)臨走的那一天，梁山伯十

2、八里相送在天河機(jī)場(chǎng)與祝英臺(tái)纏綿告別。L:Yingtai，IloveyousomuchI’llmissyousomuch.！Z:Iloveyoutoo!Don’twry.ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildwld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitfmejustftwoyears.L:I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.Z:I’llkissyoufromthe

3、otherside.Waitfme.BoBo旁narrat：一周以后，祝英臺(tái)從美國(guó)打來(lái)越洋電話。(AweeklaterliangcalledzhufromtheUnitedStates)L:OhSweetieYintaiImissyousomuchmissyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.AreyoulisteningtomeZ:ListenLiangShanbo.I’mcallingtotellyo

4、uthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.L:WhatPardon3menarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁narrat：一年之后，梁山伯也來(lái)到了美國(guó)，四處尋找祝英臺(tái)的下落。終于

5、在紐約街頭找到他當(dāng)年的愛(ài)人祝英臺(tái)，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。(AyearlaterliangsanboalsocametotheUnitedStateslookingfthewhereaboutsofzhuyingtai.FinallyhefoundhisloverzhuyingtaiinthestreetsofNewYksheistogetherwithmawencaiqingqingwowo)L:ZhuYingtailongtimen

6、oseehuhWhoamII’mLiangShanbo.I’mheretokillyou.Z:Liang….shanbo.OhWencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!M:電話來(lái)了。HelloI’minwuhan.OkokI’llcomerightnowZ:Pleasedon’tgo.Juststayplease.He’llkillme.M:I

7、know!ButifIstayhe’llkillmebytheway..Z:Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花寶典M:SryI’mnotgoodat葵花寶典.I’mjustgoodat新華字典。Z:Ohyouliar.Justgetoutofhere!!(toLiangShanbo)OhdarlingyoumustkillmeL:YesIhaveto.BecauseIhateyoumethanIcansay.Z:(sing