英語(yǔ)搞笑短劇劇本-西游記

1、搞笑英語(yǔ)話(huà)劇之西游記篇人物：唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精變形1白骨精變形2白骨精原型男女兒國(guó)國(guó)王hopeyouguysenjoyit！改編作者杜宛蕓成醫(yī)學(xué)子唐:Wow…boys!Thisplacelooksbeautiful.WherewearenowDoesanyoneofyouknowsomethingaboutit眾徒弟們搖頭，除了八戒在看書(shū)。唐:八戒givemethemap(不回頭，懶洋洋的問(wèn))唐:八戒，Givethemapt

2、ome!（嚴(yán)肅的問(wèn)）唐：哼!（唐生氣地叫）pig，Givethemap……..(轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身看到八戒在看書(shū))唐:(很吃驚)wow！八戒，verygood!Ihardlyseeyoustudy！.WhatkindofbookareyoureadingIsitaboutChineseEnglish八戒依舊看書(shū)，不理睬。唐:(湊過(guò)去)letmehavealook!八戒才注意，趕忙藏書(shū)。但為時(shí)已晚，唐一把搶過(guò)。發(fā)現(xiàn)是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻變得溫柔，

3、接過(guò)書(shū)開(kāi)始看唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出衛(wèi)生紙給唐僧擦，唐僧回過(guò)神來(lái))唐:（轉(zhuǎn)身訓(xùn)斥八戒）howmanytimeshaveItoldyou？Youarenotsupposedtoreadbooksaboutbeautifulgirls!Iwillkeepitfyouuntilwefinishthejourney…..(唐僧將畫(huà)冊(cè)掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..whybosswhycan’twethinkaboutgirl

4、sIjustdon’tunderst…唐:（嘆氣）哎，howmanytimeshaveItoldyou？Thisisbecause…oh悟空dancetomysong！(開(kāi)始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)悟空：摸摸頭okboss低頭很沮喪拿著香蕉向八戒走去唐僧拿著香蕉，從衣服里掏出畫(huà)冊(cè)，做到一邊邊吃邊看，邊擦嘴…..白骨精上場(chǎng)白Hahahaa…Iknowthatanymonsterwhoeatsmastertangw

5、illlivefever.howluckyIamnowtheyareinmyplace.笑著想想ohicanpretendtobeapooldladysotheywilltrustme.嘿嘿I(mǎi)amreallyclever……動(dòng)感音樂(lè)響白骨精1上場(chǎng)和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式變換……雙人舞完！。白1:嘿嘿I(mǎi)lookgreat!蹣跚的走過(guò)去白1:hellomaster.ihavenoteatenanyfoodfdays….canyouspares

6、omehavemercy，maygodblessyou唐：(瞄一眼，繼續(xù)吃、看)whatDon’tseeIamstarvingtoo.getoutofhereifyoudon’tleaverightnowIwillaskmymoneypigtoeatyou哼！白1：看看悟空和八戒ohpleasedon’tdothatIamleaving蹣跚地離開(kāi)躲在一個(gè)離唐不遠(yuǎn)的地方。悟空：走過(guò)來(lái)拿著香蕉boss，doyouneedsomemebana

7、nas？（悟空看到美女畫(huà)冊(cè)，急忙湊上去看，師傅把畫(huà)冊(cè)上下左右移動(dòng)，悟空隨之移動(dòng)，師傅發(fā)現(xiàn)了，開(kāi)始說(shuō)：）唐：悟空youwanttoseeitdontyou？Ifyouwanttoseeit，youhavetotellmethatyouwanttoseeitIwillgiveittoyouletyouseeitbutifyoudon’ttellMethatyouwanttoseeit，howcanIknowthatyouwanttoseei