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1、CABINPRESSURESeries2Episode6:Limerick(BingBong)DOUGLAS:GoodeveningladiesgentlemenwerenowabouthalfwaythroughourflightfromHongKongtoLimerick.IjustthoughtIdletyouknowthatIambedbedbedbedbedbed!Wereunbelievablystillflyingover

2、Russiawhichcontinuestobestupidlybigreallyenmousfarbiggerthannecessary.Wevebeenintheairnowfaboutaweek.Itdoesntlooklikewellbelinguntilthelastsyllableofrecdedtime.Soifanyoneonboardknowsanycardtricksghoststieswouldliketohave

3、somesexpleasedomakeyourwaytotheflightdeck.Thankyou.MARTIN:ErrladiesgentlemenIdo…Idoprofoundlyapologizefmyfirstofficerhisbadlymisjudgedattemptathumour.Idohopeyouwerentdistressedbyhisoutburst.letmejustsayinhisdefencethatup

4、hereintheflightdeckitisunbelievablybring!DOUGLAS:Sobing!MARTIN:Soveryveryverybing!DOUGLAS&MARTIN:Bed!(OpeningcreditsThisweek:Limerick)MARTIN:WhydoesTipperaryalwaysgettheblamefitbeingalongwaytoItsanevenlongerwaytoLimerick

5、.DOUGLAS:Onlybyaboutthat30miles.MARTIN:Dontsupposetheysingaboutitmuchtherethen.DOUGLAS:WhatWhereMARTIN:ItsalongwaytoTipperary.InLimerickwelltheyprobablyhavetheirownversion.ItsashtwaytoTipperary.Imjustpoppinguptherenowact

6、ually.CanIgetyouanythingDOUGLAS:TheyrecertainlybothahelloflongwayfromHongKong.MARTIN:Thatstrue.alljustfthis(pattingatabox).youdthinktheycouldpopitinthepostwouldntyouDOUGLAS:Yestobealittlebitmeprecise6:33.MARTIN:Noitisnt.

7、DOUGLAS:Yesitis.MARTIN:NoitDamnitsdoneitagain.DOUGLAS:YouseeArthuryouMartinhavesomethingincommon.ARTHUR:Brilliant!DOUGLAS:Itsthatbothofyourwatchesarebroken.MARTIN:Noitisnt.Itsjustbeddingin.CAROLYN:Arthuritsanintercomnota

8、chatline.Youresupposedtobeputtingthedinneron.ARTHUR:Ohright.SryMum.MARTIN:ItsjustbecauseyoucantbeartoadmitthatIpickedupagenuinePatekPhilippefalmostnothing.DOUGLAS:InHongKong.MARTIN:LookImnotstupid.Irealizesmostofthewatch

9、esinshopslikethatarefakes.ThatswhyIwentfthisone.This…thiswastheonehedidntwanttoshowme.DOUGLAS:OhyesMARTIN:Yesyousee.AtfirsthegotouthisstardtouristtraptrayofROOLEXsOBEGAs(fakes).Ijustsaidtohim“LookImnotatourist.Imanairlin

10、epilot.”DOUGLAS:Youshouldvetoldhimyouwereacaptain.MARTIN:Ididactually.DOUGLAS:Imaginemysurprise.MARTIN:NobutIwastoocleverfhim.Ispottedthisonerightatthebackofhighshelf.Hesaid“OhIwashopingyouwouldnotseethat.”DOUGLAS:Ohdidh

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