cabin pressure - st petersburg

1、CabinPressureSt.Petersburg(bingbong)CAROLYN:LadiesgentlemenwewillshtlybelinginStPetersburg.WedohopeyouenjoyedyourvisittoSanTropeztothoseofyouwhomanagedtofindaluxuryyachttoyourlikingwerejoiceatyoursuccess.tothoseofyouwhor

2、emaintragicallyunbeyachtedourheartsgoouttoyouatthisdifficulttime.Ohbecausesomeoneaskedmeearlier–letmeassureyouthatthecabincrewliketothinkofourselvesasyourhostswouldbeinsultedtobeofferedatip.(bingbong)DOUGLAS:Thepilotshow

3、everliketothinkofthemselvesasyourpilots.Pleaseslideyourinsultsundertheflightdeckdo.OPENINGCREDITS–ThisweekStPetersburg!(flightdeckdoopening)DOUGLAS:Extericheckscompleted.MARTIN:Thatwasveryquick.DOUGLAS:Yes.Wellat6aminStP

4、etersburginFebruaryonedoesnottendtodawdle.It’sdefinitelyourplanethewingsareonitthat’lldome.NowCarolyncanIhavethekeystothedrinkscupboardIneedsomevodka.CAROLYN:WhycertainlyDouglastheperfectpreflighttreatfamanwhohasn’tdrunk

5、fadecade.canItemptyouwithalittleherointofollowDOUGLAS:SeriouslyCarolynit’simptant.MARTIN:WhatonearthdoyouneedvodkafDOUGLAS:WellonthewalkroundthoughbriefIdidnoticeonesmallproblemwiththeotherwiseentirelyairwthyplane.MARTIN

6、:YesDOUGLAS:IthasanArthurstucktothesideofit.MARTIN:WhatDOUGLAS:Havefun.(beeptoterminateintercom)AlrightthenMartin–rhymingjourneys.MARTIN:HmmDOUGLAS:ViennatoSienna.MARTIN:Ohright.Okay!(longpause)Er...DOUGLAS:PooletoGoole.

7、MARTIN:Goodone!Er...DOUGLAS:ArubatoCuba.MARTIN:Ohgivemeachance!OhYktoNewYk!DOUGLAS:Yes.Ish.YktoCk.MARTIN:Ohdamnalright.UmParisto...(mumbles)BarisCarisDarisFaris...ohohhowaboutPeterboughto–(fizzlyelectricsoundsalarmbeepin

8、g)MARTIN:Argh!DOUGLAS:Christ!Enginefirenumbertwoengine.MARTIN:OhGoderenginefirechecklistnumbertwoengine.DOUGLAS:EnginefirechecklistnumbertwoengineCaptain.NumbertwothrustleverMARTIN:Yes.DOUGLAS:Closed.Numbertwofuelcontrol