搞笑的英語小笑話

1、搞笑的英語小笑話搞笑的英語小笑話1：ExpensivePriceDentist:ImsrymadambutIllhavetogeyoutwentyfivedollarsfpullingyoursonstooth.Mother:Twentyfivedollars!ButIthoughtyouonlygedfivedollarsfanextraction.Dentist:Iusuallydo.Butyoursonyelledsoloudhe

2、scaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice.昂貴的代價牙科醫(yī)生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了搞笑的英語小笑話2：IWasntAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecareveryseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductnoti

3、cedamanwhoseemedtobeasleepfearinghemightmisshisstophenudgedhimsaid:“Wakeupsir!““Iwasntasleep“themananswered.“NotasleepButyouhadyoureyesclosed.““Iknow.Ijusthatetolookatladiesstingupbesidemeinacrowdedcar.“我沒有睡著當一群婦女上車之后，車上

4、的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”“我沒有睡著?！蹦莻€男人回答。“沒睡著可是你眼睛都閉上了呀”“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已?！备阈Φ挠⒄Z小笑話3：ThepohusbOnedaythefatherletseightyearoldsonsendaletterthesontooktheletterthefatherthenreme

5、mbereddidntwritetheaddressaddresseesnameontheenvelope.Afterthesoncomesbackthefatheraskshim:“Youhavethrowntheletterinthemailbox““Certainly““Youhavenotseenontheenvelopenottowritetheaddresstheaddresseename““Icertainlysawnot

6、hingwrittenontheenvelope.““Thenwhyyoudidnttakeitback““Ialsothoughtthatyoudonotwritetheaddresstheaddresseeisfdoesnotwanttoletmeknowthatyoudosendthelettertowho!“聰明的兒子有一天父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信兒子已經拿著信跑了父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。兒子回來后父親問他:“

7、你把信丟進郵筒了嗎”“當然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎”“我當然看見信封上什么也沒寫”“那你為什么不拿回來呢”“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”搞笑的英語小笑話6：PutyourfeetinTheschoolgirlwassittingwithherfeetstrechedfaroutintotheaislewasbusilychewinggumwhentheteacherespiedher.

8、“Mary!“calledtheteachersharply.“YesMadam“questionedthepupil“Takethatgumoutofyourmouthputyourfeetin!“把腳放進去一個女學生坐在座位上，嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里，被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了?！艾旣?”老師嚴厲地叫她。“什么事，老師”這女學生問?！鞍芽谙闾菑淖炖锬贸鰜?，把腳放進去。”搞笑的英語小笑話7：IWasntAsleepWhenag