英語(yǔ)小笑話短故事帶翻譯-20個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話爆笑超短

1、本文格式為 本文格式為 Word 版，下載可任意編輯 版，下載可任意編輯第 1 頁(yè) 共 4 頁(yè)英語(yǔ)小笑話短故事帶翻譯 英語(yǔ)小笑話短故事帶翻譯:20 個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話爆笑超短 個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話爆笑超短笑話是文化的重要組成部分,通過(guò)笑話,我們可以了解一個(gè)國(guó)家的文化內(nèi)涵。我細(xì)心收集了英語(yǔ)小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯，供大家觀賞學(xué)習(xí)! 英語(yǔ)小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯：人就是這樣 A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London a

2、nd puts a notice in the window:ARABS NOT WELCOME; a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so the cashier quickly runs into the office asking what to do. The owner decide

3、s that he really doesnt want a scandal，so he orders，OK，give him the sandwich, but charge him double--that should teach him.一個(gè)猶太人在倫敦開(kāi)了一家猶太教餐館，在餐館的窗戶上寫(xiě)著:“阿拉伯人不許入內(nèi)'的字樣。過(guò)了幾天，一個(gè)特征鮮亮的阿拉伯人走進(jìn)餐館想要一個(gè)三明治。收銀員立刻跑到辦公室問(wèn)該怎么辦。餐館老板不想惹

4、事生非，于是就說(shuō)，“好吧，賣(mài)他一個(gè)三明治，但是要收他兩倍錢(qián)，這樣就能給他一個(gè)教訓(xùn)了。' But the next day the same Arab is back again 一 this time for a full lunch; the owner decides Charge him triple，he11 get the lesson this time!' The Arab eats his lunch,

5、pays without a quibble, praises the food and even asks for a reservation for 10 of his friends for the same evening. The owner decides`OK,1et him have the reservation, but if his friends do come，charge them tenfold!'

6、 The Arabs appear in the evening, have a large dinner, pay without complaining and even tip generously. So the next day the owner puts a new sign in the window: JEWS NOT WELCOME. 本文格式為 本文格式為 Word 版，下載可任意編輯 版，下載可任意編輯第 3 頁(yè)

7、 共 4 頁(yè)allows the two to bring both moose on the craft. The plane starts across the lake, straining to take off. The pilot tries and tries to no avail and the plane crashes into the trees at the end of the lake. A while l

8、ater after coming to one of the hunters gets up and looks at all the scattered debris of the wreck and says, Where are we? To which the other hunter replies, Oh，Id say about a hundred yards farther than last year. 飛行員怕別人

9、說(shuō)他是膽小鬼，于是就同意帶上兩只駝鹿一起走。當(dāng)飛機(jī)穿過(guò)一個(gè)湖后開(kāi)頭迫降。飛行員用完方法也無(wú)濟(jì)于事，飛機(jī)墜落在湖邊的一片樹(shù)林里。過(guò)了不久，一個(gè)獵人起身看著 飛機(jī)的殘骸說(shuō):“我們這是在哪?另一個(gè)獵人回答:“哦，我覺(jué)得比去年還遠(yuǎn)了一百碼呢。' 英語(yǔ)小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯：初出茅廬的州警 Yesterday, in a county in south Georgia, a young state trooper went to th

10、e local magistrate and requested a warrant to arrest someone. The magistrate, doing his job, determined there was insufficient evidence and refused to issue the warrant. The trooper arrested the magistrate for obstructio

11、n of justice.' Upon arrival at the county jail, the sheriff quickly determined what had happened，and refused to lock up the magistrate. The best part was the state patrol posts leaders response, in a radio interview.