21篇英語(yǔ)幽默笑話小故事帶生詞解釋

1、1.TheWldsGreatestSwdsman（n.劍客劍客擊劍手）擊劍手）Atanexhibitionofthewldsbestswdsmanthethirdplace（排名第三的）fencer（n.劍客，擊劍者）tookthestage.Aflywasreleasedwithanarc（n.弧）ofhisswd（n.劍，刀）hecuttheflyinhalf.Thecrowdcheered.Thenthesecondplacema

2、nsliced（slicen.薄片vt.削）aflyintoquarters.Ahushfellinanticipationofthewldsgreatestswdsman.Hisbladecamedowninamightyarcbuttheinsectcontinuedonitsway!Thecrowdwasaghast.Thegreatestswdsmanhadmissedhistargetcompletelyyethecontin

3、uedtosmile.“Whyareyousohappy“someoneyelled.“Youmissed!““Ah“repliedtheswdsman“youwerentwatchingverycarefully.Theyflylivesyesbuthewillneverbeafather.“stage[n.舞臺(tái)takethewldstage登上舞臺(tái)exhibition]n.展覽(會(huì))release]vt.／n.釋(排)放；放開(kāi)hus

4、hv.(使)安靜下來(lái)n.安靜，寂靜anticipationn.預(yù)期；預(yù)料inanticipationof期待著blade]n.刀刃，刀片mighty[a.強(qiáng)大的insect]n.昆蟲(chóng)，蟲(chóng)aghast]a.驚駭?shù)膖arget[n.目標(biāo)，對(duì)象，靶子vt.瞄準(zhǔn)yell]vi.n.號(hào)叫，叫喊3.PigWitch（女巫）（女巫）Amanisdrivingupasteepnarrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownt

5、hesameroad.Astheypasseachotherthewomanleansoutofthewindowyells“PIG!!“Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowreplies“WITCH(女巫)!!“Theyeachcontinueontheirwayasthemanroundsthenextcnerhecrashesintoapiginthedleoftheroad.Ifonlymen

6、wouldlisten（要是這個(gè)男的能聽(tīng)懂那個(gè)女人的意思就好了。）.steepa.陡的narrow[a.狹窄(隘)的；leanv.(使)傾斜crashvi.碰撞4.ResponseAbilityresponsen.回答abilityn.能力，技巧AnOgden（奧格根市）Iowaministerwasmatchingcoinswithamemberofhiscongregationfacupofcoffee.Whenaskediftha