英語(yǔ)笑話短文

1、英語(yǔ)笑話短文PigWitchAmanisdrivingupasteepnarrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypasseachotherthewomanleansoutofthewindowyells“PIG!!“Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowreplies“WITCH(女巫)!!“Theyeachcontinueonthe

2、irwayasthemanroundsthenextcnerhecrashesintoapiginthedleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten.豬還是女巫一個(gè)男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車(chē)，一個(gè)女人相向駕車(chē)而來(lái)。他們相遇時(shí)，那個(gè)女的從窗中伸出頭來(lái)叫到：“豬?。　蹦莻€(gè)男的立即從窗中伸出頭來(lái)回敬道：“女巫?。　彼麄兝^續(xù)前行。這個(gè)男的在下一個(gè)路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí)，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個(gè)男的能聽(tīng)懂那個(gè)女人的意思就好了。

3、—————————————————————————————————————————ResponseAbilityAnOgdenIowaministerwasmatchingcoinswithamemberofhiscongregationfacupofcoffee.Whenaskedifthatdidntconstitutegamblingtheministerreplied“Itsmerelyascientificmethodofde

4、terminingjustwhoisgoingtocommitanactofity.“PhilosopherBertrRussellaskedifhewaswillingtodiefhisbeliersreplied:“Ofcoursenot.AfterallImaybewrong.“Anewspaperganizedacontestfthebestanswertothequestion:“IfafirebrokeoutintheLou

5、vreifyoucouldonlysaveonepaintingwhichonewouldyoucarryout“Thewinningreplywas:“Theonenearesttheexit.“答問(wèn)技巧衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問(wèn)他那是否構(gòu)成賭博行為時(shí)，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰(shuí)來(lái)做一件善事的一種科學(xué)方法?！碑?dāng)我人問(wèn)哲學(xué)家羅素是否愿意為了他的信仰而獻(xiàn)身時(shí)，他答道：“當(dāng)然不會(huì)。畢竟，我可能會(huì)是錯(cuò)的

6、?！币环輬?bào)紙組織了一場(chǎng)競(jìng)賽，為下面的問(wèn)題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫(huà)，你將救出哪一幅？”獲獎(jiǎng)的答案是：“最接近門(mén)口的那一幅。”————————————————————————————————————————JonesieTheGreatLionHunterAsmallvillagewastroubledbyamaneatinglion.Soitsleaderssentamessagetothegreathunte

7、rJonesietocomekillthebeast.Fseveralnightsthehunterlayinwaitfthelionbutitneverappeared.Finallyhetoldthevillagechieftokillacowgivehimitshide.Drapingtheskinoverhisshouldershewenttothepasturetowaitfthelion.Inthedleofthenight

8、thevillagerswoketothesoundofbloodcurdlingshriekscomingfromthepasture.Astheycarefullyapproachedtheysawthehunteronthegroundgroaninginpain.Therewasnosignofthelion.“WhathappenedJonesieWhereisthelion“askedthechief.“Fgetthedam