《friends》劇本（共十季）

1、1《Friends》劇本（第一季）》劇本（第一季）101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilotTheUncutVersion)[Scene:CentralPerkChlerJoeyPhoebeMonicaarethere.]Monica:Theresnothingtotell!HesjustsomeguyIwkwith!Joey:Cmonyouregoingoutwiththeguy!The

2、resgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!Chler:AllrightJoeybenice.SodoeshehaveahumpAhumpahairpiecePhoebe:Waitdoesheeatchalk(Theyallstarebemused.)Phoebe:JustcauseIdontwanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarloh!Monica:Okayeverybo

3、dyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.Itsjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnernothavingsex.Chler:Soundslikeadatetome.[TimeLapse]Chler:AlrightsoImbackinhighschoolImstinginthedleofthecafeteriaIrealizeIamtotallynaked.All:Ohyeah.Hadthatdream.C

4、hler:ThenIlookdownIrealizetheresaphone...there.Joey:Insteadof...Chler:Thatsright.Joey:Neverhadthatdream.Phoebe:No.Chler:Allofasuddenthephonestartstoring.NowIdontknowwhattodoeverybodystartslookingatme.Monica:theywerentloo

5、kingatyoubefe!Chler:FinallyIfigureIdbetteranswerititturnsoutitsmymotherwhichisveryveryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme![TimeLapseRosshasentered.]Ross:(mtified)Hi.Joey:ThisguysayshelloIwannakillmyself.Monica:AreyouokaysweetieR

6、oss:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroatgrabbedmysmallintestinepulleditoutofmymouthtieditaroundmyneck...Chler:CookieMonica:(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.Joey:Ohh.Monica:(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffe

7、e.3wonderingWhyamIdoingthiswhoamIdoingthisf.(toMonica)SoanywayIjustdidntknowwheretogoIknowthatyouIhavekindadriftedapartbutyouretheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.Monica:Whowasntinvitedtothewedding.Rachel:OohIwaskind

8、ahopingthatwouldntbeanissue...[Scene:MonicasApartmenteveryoneistherewatchingaSpanishSoaponTVaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.]Monica:NowImguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeganshesreallynothappyaboutit.Chler:(imitatingthe

9、acters)TunaeggsaladDecide!Ross:(inadeepvoice)IllhavewhateverChristineishaving.Rachel:(onphone)DaddyIjust...Icantmarryhim!Imsry.Ijustdontlovehim.Wellitmatterstome!(ThesceneonTVhaschangedtoshowtwowomenoneisholdingherhair.)

10、Phoebe:IfIletgoofmyhairmyheadwillfalloff.Chler:(reTV)Oohsheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.Joey:Isaypushherdownthestairs.PhoebeRossChlerJoey:Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!(Sheispusheddownthe

11、stairseveryonecheers.)Rachel:CmonDaddylistentome!ItslikeitslikeallofmylifeeveryonehasalwaystoldmeYoureashoe!Youreashoeyoureashoeyoureashoe!.todayIjuststoppedIsaidWhatifIdontwannabeashoeWhatifIwannabeaapurseyknowaahat!NoI

12、mnotsayingIwantyoutobuymeahatImsayingIamahaItsametaphDaddy!Ross:Youcanseewherehedhavetrouble.Rachel:LookDaddyitsmylife.WellmaybeIlljuststayherewithMonica.Monica:WellIguessweveestablishedwhosstayingherewithMonica...Rachel

13、:Wellmaybethatsmydecision.WellmaybeIdontneedyourmoney.Wait!!WaitIsaidmaybe!![TimeLapseRachelisbreatingintoapaperbag.]Monica:Justbreathebreathe..thatsit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings...Phoebe:(sings)Rainsonrosesrabbitski

14、ttens(RachelMonicaturntolookather.)bluebellssleighbellssomethingwithmittens...Lalalala...somethingnoodleswithstring.Theseareafew...Rachel:Imallbetternow.Phoebe:(grinswalkstothekitchensaystoChlerJoey.)Ihelped!Monica:Okayl

15、ookthisisprobablyfthebestyknowIndependence.Takingcontrolofyourlife.Thewholehatthing.Joey:(comftingher)heyyouneedanythingyoucanalwayscometoJoey.MeChlerliveacrossthehall.hesawayalot.Monica:Joeystophittingonher!Itsherweddin