老友記第一季word劇本中英文

1、101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilotTheUncutVersion)[Scene:CentralPerkChlerJoeyPhoebeMonicaarethere.]Monica:Theresnothingtotell!HesjustsomeguyIwkwith!Joey:Comeonyouregoingoutwiththeguy!Theresgottabesomethingwron

2、gwithhim!Chler:AllrightJoeybenice.SodoeshehaveahumpAhumpahairpiecePhoebe:Waitdoesheeatchalk(Theyallstarebemused.)Phoebe:JustcauseIdontwanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarloh!Monica:Okayeverybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenad

3、ate.Itsjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnernothavingsex.Chler:Soundslikeadatetome.[TimeLapse]Chler:AlrightsoImbackinhighschoolImstinginthedleofthecafeteriaIrealizeIamtotallynaked.All:Ohyeah.Hadthatdream.Chler:ThenIlookdownIreal

4、izetheresaphone...there.Joey:Insteadof...Chler:Thatsright.Joey:Neverhadthatdream.Phoebe:No.Chler:Allofasuddenthephonestartstoring.NowIdontknowwhattodoeverybodystartslookingatme.Monica:theywerentlookingatyoubefe!Chler:Fin

5、allyIfigureIdbetteranswerititturnsoutitsmymotherwhichisveryveryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme![TimeLapseRosshasentered.]Ross:(mtified)Hi.Joey:ThisguysayshelloIwannakillmyself.Monica:AreyouokaysweetieRoss:Ijustfeellikesomeon

6、ereacheddownmythroatgrabbedmysmallintestinepulleditoutofmymouthtieditaroundmyneck...Chler:CookieMonica:(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.Joey:Ohh.Monica:(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.Phoebe:Oo

7、h!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)Ross:Nonodont!Stopcleansingmyaura!NojustleavemyauraaloneokayPhoebe:Fine!Bemurky!Ross:IllbefinealrightReallyeveryone.Ihopeshellbeveryhappy.Monica:Noyoudont.Ross:NoIdonttohe

8、llwithhersheleftme!Joey:youneverknewshewasalesbian...Ross:No!!Okay!WhydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthatShedidntknowhowshouldIknowChler:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsay101101試播試播沒(méi)什么好說(shuō)的！他不過(guò)是我的同事！少來(lái)了，你和

9、那個(gè)人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有問(wèn)題！打住，喬伊，嘴下留德。他駝背？既駝背又帶假發(fā)？慢著，他吃粉筆嗎？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。各位別急，這不算約會(huì)。我們不過(guò)是出去吃晚餐，而且不做愛(ài)。聽(tīng)起來(lái)好像是說(shuō)我的約會(huì)。記得中學(xué)時(shí)代的夢(mèng)，我站在自助餐廳，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸。我做過(guò)那樣的夢(mèng)。我低頭一看，看見(jiàn)有一支電話……在那兒。而不是……？沒(méi)錯(cuò)。我沒(méi)做過(guò)那樣的夢(mèng)沒(méi)有。那支電話突然響起，而我不知道怎么辦，每個(gè)人都開(kāi)始望著我。他們以前不

10、看你嗎？！終于，我認(rèn)為我應(yīng)該接，結(jié)果是我媽打來(lái)，我感到很奇怪，因?yàn)槲覌尣辉蜻^(guò)電話給我！嗨。這家伙向我打招呼時(shí)我就想自殺。你還好吧？我感覺(jué)有人把手伸入我的喉嚨，抓起我的腸子，從我的口中取出，然后綁在我脖上……餅干？卡羅今天把她的東西搬走了。我?guī)湍闩荼Х?，謝了。不要……別清理我的靈氣?？墒恰瓌e碰我的靈氣就是了。好吧，保持晦氣！我會(huì)沒(méi)事的，真的，我祝她幸福。不，你不會(huì)的，沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我不會(huì)的，去她的，她甩掉我！而且你一直都不知道她是女同性戀者

11、。沒(méi)有??！行了吧？！為何大家都圍著這個(gè)Chler:(reTV)Oohsheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.Joey:Isaypushherdownthestairs.PhoebeRossChlerJoey:Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!Pushherdownthestairs!(Sheispusheddownthestairseveryonecheers.)

12、Rachel:CmonDaddylistentome!ItslikeitslikeallofmylifeeveryonehasalwaystoldmeYoureashoe!Youreashoeyoureashoeyoureashoe!.todayIjuststoppedIsaidWhatifIdontwannabeashoeWhatifIwannabeaapurseyknowaahat!NoImnotsayingIwantyoutobu

13、ymeahatImsayingIamahaItsametaphDaddy!Ross:Youcanseewherehedhavetrouble.Rachel:LookDaddyitsmylife.WellmaybeIlljuststayherewithMonica.Monica:WellIguessweveestablishedwhosstayingherewithMonica...Rachel:Wellmaybethatsmydecis

14、ion.WellmaybeIdontneedyourmoney.Wait!!WaitIsaidmaybe!![TimeLapseRachelisbreatingintoapaperbag.]Monica:Justbreathebreathe..thatsit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings...Phoebe:(sings)Rainsonrosesrabbitskittens(RachelMonicaturn

15、tolookather.)bluebellssleighbellssomethingwithmittens...Lalalala...somethingnoodleswithstring.Theseareafew...Rachel:Imallbetternow.Phoebe:(grinswalkstothekitchensaystoChlerJoey.)Ihelped!Monica:Okaylookthisisprobablyftheb

16、estyknowIndependence.Takingcontrolofyourlife.Thewholehatthing.Joey:(comftingher)heyyouneedanythingyoucanalwayscometoJoey.MeChlerliveacrossthehall.hesawayalot.Monica:Joeystophittingonher!Itsherweddingday!Joey:Whatlikether

17、esarulesomething(ThedobuzzersoundsChlergetsit.)Chler:Pleasedontdothatagainitsahriblesound.Paul:(overtheintercom)ItsuhitsPaul.Monica:OhGodisit6:30Buzzhimin!Joey:WhosPaulRoss:PaultheWineGuyPaulMonica:Maybe.Joey:Wait.Yourno

18、tarealdatetonightiswithPaultheWineGuyRoss:HefinallyaskedyououtMonica:Yes!Chler:OohthisisaDearDiarymoment.Monica:RachwaitIcancancel...Rachel:Pleasenogothatdbefine!Monica:(toRoss)AreareyouokayImeandoyouwantmetostayRoss:(ch

19、okedvoice)Thatdbegood...Monica:(hrified)ReallyRoss:(nmalvoice)Nogoon!ItsPaultheWineGuy!Phoebe:WhatdoesthatmeanDoeshesellitdrinkitjustcomplainalot(Chlerdoesntknow.)(TheresaknockonthedoitsPaul.)Monica:Hicomein!Paulthisis..

20、(Theyarealllinedupnexttothedo.)...我要擁有克莉絲汀擁有的一切。爸，我不能嫁給他……對(duì)不起，我只是不愛(ài)他。對(duì)，是我的問(wèn)題！如果我沒(méi)了頭發(fā)，還不如去死。她不該穿那條褲子。我建議推她下樓，推她下樓！推她下樓！推她下樓！爸，你聽(tīng)我說(shuō)……大家這樣評(píng)價(jià)我這一輩子：你是一只鞋……今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋會(huì)怎樣。我說(shuō)如果我想當(dāng)皮包呢？或是帽子呢？不，我不需你幫我買帽子。我說(shuō)我是一頂帽子。爸，這是一種比喻。你看他也有

21、些問(wèn)題。爸，這是我的人生?；蛟S我會(huì)和莫妮卡住在這兒。我想我們已確定好誰(shuí)要和莫妮卡住在這兒。或許那是我的決定?；蛟S我不希罕你的錢。等一下，等一下……我說(shuō)的是或許?。∩詈粑瓦@樣。試著想著美好的事物……玫瑰上的雨滴，貓嘴上的胡須，門鈴和雪橇之類的。啦啦啦……還有手套……我現(xiàn)在好多了。我的功勞。或許這樣最好，要自立，決定自己的事情。有任何需要找喬伊準(zhǔn)沒(méi)錯(cuò)。我和錢德勒就住在對(duì)面，而且他經(jīng)常不在家。喬伊少趁虛而入了，今天是她大喜的日子。什么？有