英語小笑話短故事帶翻譯-20個英語笑話爆笑超短

1、本文格式為 本文格式為 Word 版，下載可任意編輯 版，下載可任意編輯第 1 頁 共 4 頁英語小笑話短故事帶翻譯 英語小笑話短故事帶翻譯:20 個英語笑話爆笑超短 個英語笑話爆笑超短笑話是文化的重要組成部分,通過笑話,我們可以了解一個國家的文化內涵。我細心收集了英語小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯，供大家觀賞學習! 英語小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯：人就是這樣 A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London a

2、nd puts a notice in the window:ARABS NOT WELCOME; a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so the cashier quickly runs into the office asking what to do. The owner decide

3、s that he really doesnt want a scandal，so he orders，OK，give him the sandwich, but charge him double--that should teach him.一個猶太人在倫敦開了一家猶太教餐館，在餐館的窗戶上寫著:“阿拉伯人不許入內'的字樣。過了幾天，一個特征鮮亮的阿拉伯人走進餐館想要一個三明治。收銀員立刻跑到辦公室問該怎么辦。餐館老板不想惹

4、事生非，于是就說，“好吧，賣他一個三明治，但是要收他兩倍錢，這樣就能給他一個教訓了。' But the next day the same Arab is back again 一 this time for a full lunch; the owner decides Charge him triple，he11 get the lesson this time!' The Arab eats his lunch,

5、pays without a quibble, praises the food and even asks for a reservation for 10 of his friends for the same evening. The owner decides`OK,1et him have the reservation, but if his friends do come，charge them tenfold!'

6、 The Arabs appear in the evening, have a large dinner, pay without complaining and even tip generously. So the next day the owner puts a new sign in the window: JEWS NOT WELCOME. 本文格式為 本文格式為 Word 版，下載可任意編輯 版，下載可任意編輯第 3 頁

7、 共 4 頁allows the two to bring both moose on the craft. The plane starts across the lake, straining to take off. The pilot tries and tries to no avail and the plane crashes into the trees at the end of the lake. A while l

8、ater after coming to one of the hunters gets up and looks at all the scattered debris of the wreck and says, Where are we? To which the other hunter replies, Oh，Id say about a hundred yards farther than last year. 飛行員怕別人

9、說他是膽小鬼，于是就同意帶上兩只駝鹿一起走。當飛機穿過一個湖后開頭迫降。飛行員用完方法也無濟于事，飛機墜落在湖邊的一片樹林里。過了不久，一個獵人起身看著 飛機的殘骸說:“我們這是在哪?另一個獵人回答:“哦，我覺得比去年還遠了一百碼呢。' 英語小笑話短篇故事帶翻譯：初出茅廬的州警 Yesterday, in a county in south Georgia, a young state trooper went to th

10、e local magistrate and requested a warrant to arrest someone. The magistrate, doing his job, determined there was insufficient evidence and refused to issue the warrant. The trooper arrested the magistrate for obstructio

11、n of justice.' Upon arrival at the county jail, the sheriff quickly determined what had happened，and refused to lock up the magistrate. The best part was the state patrol posts leaders response, in a radio interview.