趣味英語(yǔ)：笑話

1、 趣味英語(yǔ)：笑話 趣味英語(yǔ)：笑話趣味英語(yǔ)：笑話三則之 Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at

2、 the fire.“Before I came out， ” said one， “I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don’t think of money when they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took al

3、l the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don’t know my work， ” said the other. “What is your work?” “I’m a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do yo

4、u know my work?” “No， ”said the policeman. “I’m a writer. I’m always telling stories about things that never happened.”【譯文】你知道我是干什么的嗎?誰(shuí)是最懶散的爸爸：杰克，我今日已經(jīng)和你的老師談過(guò)了，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你，誰(shuí)是你們班上最懶的人?杰克：我不知道，爸爸爸爸：你再好好想想，當(dāng)別的同學(xué)都在讀書(shū)寫(xiě)字的時(shí)候，誰(shuí)楞在那兒僅僅

5、是看著其他人?杰克：是我們的老師，爸爸趣味英語(yǔ)：笑話三則之 What Is a Traitor?Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”Young hopeful：“We