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1、Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land search of worthy foes. Evil Ox: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist.The warrior said nothing

2、for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. Po: Enough talk. Let’s fight.He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind, from over exposure to pure awesomeness.Evil 1: My eyes! Evil 2: He’s to

3、o awesome!Rabbit 1: And attractive. Rabbit 2: How can we repay you?Po: There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.It matted not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his voracity. Never before had a p

4、anda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China. The Furious Five. Bowed in respect to this great master.Monkey: We should hang out.Po: Agreed.But hanging out world have to wait. Cause when

5、 you’re facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain. There is only one thing that matters and that ‘s…Monkey: Po！Get up!Tigress: You’ll be late for work.Po:What?Dad: Po… Get up!Hey, Po… What are you doing up there?

6、Po: Ahh… nothing. Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Tigress… Roarrr! Ahh…Dad: Po… let’s go. You’re late for work.Po: Coming! Sorry Dad.Dad: Sorry doesn’t make the Noodles. What are you doing up there? All that noise?Po: Oh…

7、nothing. Just had a crazy dream.Master Shifu: We have to do something. We can’t just have him march in the valley. And take his revenge, he’ll, he’ll…Master Oogway: Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agi

8、tated…it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.Master Shifu: The Dragon’s scroll.Master Oogway: It is time.Master Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to

9、 limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?Master Oogway: I don’t know.Po: Excuse me… Sorry…oh…sorry.Pig1: Hey, watch it, Po.Mom Rabbit: Oh!Po: Sorry…ah…oop! Sorry, a thousand pardon. …what? Master Oogway is choosing

10、 Dragon Warrior TODAY! Everyone, everyone, go, get to the Jade Palace! One of the five is going to get the Dragon’s Scroll. We have been waiting a thousand years for this. Just take the bowl! This is the greatest day in

11、Kung Fu history! Don’t worry about it, just go!Old Dad: Po! Where are you going?Po: …To the… Jade Palace…Old Dad: But you’re forgetting your noodle cart. The whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all of

12、them.Po: Selling noodles? But Dad, you know I was kind of thinking, maybe I…Old Dad: Ya?Po: I was kind of thinking, maybe I … ahha…could also sell the bean buns. They’re about to go bad.Old Dad: That’s my boy! I told you

13、 that dream was a sign!Po: Ya … I’m glad I had it.Baby Rabbit1: I’m the Dragon Warrior!Baby Rabbit2: Me, too!Po: Almost there…what? No!Pig: sorry Po. We’ll bring you back a souvenir.Po: No. I’ll bring me back a souvenir.